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JOKES
Started by minermike at 09-11-2008 5:16 PM. Topic has 1 replies.
  
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 09-11-2008, 5:16 PM
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minermike
 
Joined on 08-10-2006
Alabama Gold Camp Cragford, Alabama
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HOW TO INTERPRET 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, NOT permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when she will make you pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say “you're welcome”. (I want to add in a clause here - this is only true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you're welcome”...that will bring on a “whatever”).
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?” For the woman's response refer to # 3.
I was just reminded of these a short while ago !!!! Thought I would pass them on while I am still alive. Miner Mike
The "Gold Thing" There is no cure for it, Just ongoing treatment !!!!
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