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Boodro and Maree made a deal that whoever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life together Boodro was the first to die.
True to his word he, one night, a few days after his
funeral, he made contact with Maree while she was in bed.
Maree: "Is dat you Boo?'"
Boo: "Mais, yea. Ahh come back like we agreed."
Maree: "Dat's wonderful! What's it like?"
Boo: " Mais, Ah get up in duh morning an have sex. Ahm
have breakfast and den it's off to duh golf course. Ah bathe
in the warm sun and den have sex a coupla' of more times.
Den Ah have lunch (you'd be proud, lots of greens) din
another romp aroun de golf course then pretty much have
sex duh rest of duh afternoon.
After supper it's back to duh golf course again. Den
it's more sex until late at night. Ah catch some much
needed sleep and den duh next day it starts all ova' again.'"
Maree: " Oh Boo, dere really is an afterlife and you
surely must be in heaven!"
Boo: " Mais non, not exacly ... Ah'm a rabbit on
de golf course in Breaux Bridge."
Herschel
"Chief Instigator"
Stop "Poly-Ticks" in Washington!!
(definitian)
Poly: many
Ticks: blood suckin' insects
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