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01-26-2008, 4:45 PM Gold seeker Joined on 06-03-2006 Bluffton South Carolina Posts 475 Great answer from the judge! Great answer from the judge! Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge! In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, '"Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!" The lawyer pompously said, '"Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?" The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!" _________________________________________ Skip Email: den7cubs"at"hargray.com Seek and Ye Shall Find, and when you find It thank GOD!!! Treat the Earth well It was not given to you by your Parents, It was loaned to you by your Children.    Report

01-26-2008, 5:19 PM Herschel Joined on 01-30-2006 Monterey, Louisiana Posts 3,149 Re: Great answer from the judge! All I can say is Amen Judge! For those who say there is no God, April 1st is your day. Herschel "Chief Instigator" Stop "Poly-Ticks" in Washington!! (definitian) Poly: many Ticks: blood suckin' insects    Report

01-26-2008, 5:20 PM twig/al Joined on 01-24-2006 Gadsden, Alabama Posts 4,627 Re: Great answer from the judge! Gold seeker, Good judge... twig/al Alabama Prospecting Supply www.alabamaprospectingsupply.com Email: tom@alabamaprospectingsupply.com Southeast Treasure Hunters Forum www.southeasttreasurehunters.com    Report

01-27-2008, 8:24 PM minermike Joined on 08-10-2006 Alabama Gold Camp Cragford, Alabama Posts 200 Re: Great answer from the judge! Next case please !! Miner Mike The "Gold Thing" There is no cure for it, Just ongoing treatment !!!!    Report

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