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A tribesman is walking thru the jungle one day, and comes upon a canibals cafe. Never having been in one, he decides to try it. When he gets the menu
Tourist---------$5.00
Broiled missionary--------$10.00
Fried explorer-----------$15.00
Grilled Republican-------$100.00
Baked Democrat--------$5,000.00
He just has to ask "Why so much for the Baked Democrat?"
His waiter explains "Well, the democrats are so full of $hit that it takes almost a whole day just to clean one.
Jus John
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