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JOKES
Started by socalgold at 12-31-2007 10:59 AM. Topic has 2 replies.
  
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 12-31-2007, 10:59 AM
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socalgold
 
Joined on 01-25-2006
Fighting for Miners Rights & Our Civil Liberties
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An Alabama Department
of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field. The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of Alabama to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's
prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the employee at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"
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12-31-2007, 12:19 PM
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Gold seeker
Joined on 06-03-2006
Bluffton South Carolina
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socalgold,
I guess the "Bull" was coming from the other direction in that situation!!!LOL
Skip
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12-31-2007, 2:33 PM
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twig/al
Joined on 01-24-2006
Gadsden, Alabama
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socalgold, I think I met that Alabama D.O.T. Guy!!! He was full of "bull"... lol...
twig/al
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