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JOKES
Started by admin at 12-20-2007 6:23 AM. Topic has 7 replies.
  
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 12-20-2007, 6:23 AM
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admin
 
Joined on 01-02-2006
Valdosta GA
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut
saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
million s and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
And the BONUS thought for today
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your butt
tomorrow."
Keeper of the Gold Grubbin' Nut House
For Gold panning Concentrates go to http://www.goldgrubbin.com/wst_page5.php
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12-20-2007, 6:57 AM
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Dixiedredger
Joined on 11-18-2006
Charlotte, NC
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Re: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
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I like those.
I've been doin' so much, with with so little, for so long.... I can do almost anything, with nothing!!!!
WWW.dixieprospector.com
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12-20-2007, 9:38 AM
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socalgold
Joined on 01-25-2006
Fighting for Miners Rights & Our Civil Liberties
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Re: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
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7 fits me. Bout time you get into the fracus Brian.
Where's my sandwich? Sam thinks I'm a pig.
I Love My Country
It's the government I'm Afraid OF
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12-20-2007, 10:23 AM
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twig/al
Joined on 01-24-2006
Gadsden, Alabama
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Re: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
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socalgold, All I can say is to get you a new pair of tennis shoes, I am thinking about sending her a "new" box of buckshot for Christmas!!! lol....
twig/al
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12-20-2007, 10:25 AM
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twig/al
Joined on 01-24-2006
Gadsden, Alabama
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Brian, Great one!!! lol...
twig/al
Alabama Prospecting Supply
www.alabamaprospectingsupply.com
Email: tom@alabamaprospectingsupply.com
Southeast Treasure Hunters Forum
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12-20-2007, 12:23 PM
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Gold seeker
Joined on 06-03-2006
Bluffton South Carolina
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![Big Smile [:D]](/forum/emoticons/emotion-2.gif)
Re: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
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Brian,
Where have you been hiding?
I think the best ones are 1-11!!!LOL
Skip
Email: den7cubs"at"hargray.com
Seek and Ye Shall Find, and when you find It thank GOD!!!
Treat the Earth well It was not given to you by your Parents,
It was loaned to you by your Children.
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12-20-2007, 12:57 PM
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michael uk
Joined on 02-17-2006
Eastgate County Durham England
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Re: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
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Hello Brian,
Nice to have you "participating" again --- very good 1-10, buddy --- could I please take this opportunity to Wish You and your Whole Family and ALL the Forum Members a very Special and Merry Christmas --- Service Personnel and Their Families, at Home and Overseas, are especially in my thoughts and Doc, could you convey our Thanks, directly, to your Band of Marine Brothers --- MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS and GALS,
Kind Regards,
Michael Thornberry.
PS:- OOPS --- MERRY CHRISTMAS KEVIN
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12-21-2007, 7:17 AM
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admin
Joined on 01-02-2006
Valdosta GA
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Re: Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
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I have been hiding under the veil of being ran raggad. In the past three weeks I have been gone for a week to Thomson GA, (deer hunting) filled only God can remember gold concentrate orders, repainted the bed room, taken two professional military education tests, shipped out over 100 troops and 300 tons of cargo to 11 locations, went to church three times and now I finally get 10 minutes to go Christmas shopping. Wheew! What happened to all that time you are suposed to have when you get older???
Keeper of the Gold Grubbin' Nut House
For Gold panning Concentrates go to http://www.goldgrubbin.com/wst_page5.php
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