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Started by admin at 11-30-2007 5:55 AM. Topic has 12 replies.
  
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 11-30-2007, 5:55 AM
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admin
 
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Valdosta GA
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Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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THE POPE'S VISIT
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the camp ground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
Keeper of the Gold Grubbin' Nut House
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11-30-2007, 6:44 AM
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woodchuck
Joined on 04-12-2007
Central NY
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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11-30-2007, 10:36 AM
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shellyrat
Joined on 05-30-2007
kentucky
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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That is a great one.LOL
KC inKY
Life is what happens while your busy making other plans !
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11-30-2007, 11:04 AM
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michael uk
Joined on 02-17-2006
Eastgate County Durham England
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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Hello Brian,
HAHAHA --- that was really good --- be care, buddy, if the Demonkrats get back-in you may get de-commissioned due to your non-PC sense of humour --- So very glad to have you back-on the Forum with us,
Kind Regards,
Michael Thornberry.
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11-30-2007, 5:23 PM
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Herschel
Joined on 01-30-2006
Monterey, Louisiana
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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LOL, Good one there.
Herschel
"Chief Instigator"
Stop "Poly-Ticks" in Washington!!
(definitian)
Poly: many
Ticks: blood suckin' insects
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11-30-2007, 5:36 PM
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Gold seeker
Joined on 06-03-2006
Bluffton South Carolina
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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LOL,LOL
POOR BEAR, his last taste of food and it was "A Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt", YUK!!!!!
Skip
Email: den7cubs"at"hargray.com
Seek and Ye Shall Find, and when you find It thank GOD!!!
Treat the Earth well It was not given to you by your Parents,
It was loaned to you by your Children.
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11-30-2007, 6:25 PM
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twig/al
Joined on 01-24-2006
Gadsden, Alabama
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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That just proves that bears will eat anything!!! lol...
twig/al
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11-30-2007, 8:09 PM
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ABEARZZ
Joined on 01-24-2006
CHARLOTTE, NC
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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HOLD ON THERE TWIG...
THATS NOT TRUE.....
I'M VERY PICKY
PROSPECTORS.....PROBRABLY THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE SANE..............
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12-01-2007, 9:07 AM
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michael uk
Joined on 02-17-2006
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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Hold on there Abearzz,
You can't possibly be VERY PICKY or even SELECTIVE LOL --- You go Dredging with Kev HAHAHA --- Couldn't resist the temptation --- My "New Years Resolution" will be "Try harder to be Nice, Kind, Caring, Feeling, Loving(HEHEHE) and Understanding" towards Kev --- Me thinks I'm going to find it extremely hard fulfilling the "Resolution" LOL --- Nice talking to you again Abearzz --- speak to you again soon,
Kind Regards,
Michael Thornberry.
PS: Life would be so boring without being able to "have a go" at Kev and I believe Kev reciprocates the feeling
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12-01-2007, 12:57 PM
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ABEARZZ
Joined on 01-24-2006
CHARLOTTE, NC
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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MICHAEL, I DONT WANT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT WE LOVE TO PICK ON EVERYBODY...
ESPECIALY EACH OTHER....
TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU....IF YOU CROSS THE LINE I WILL POINT YOU BACK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION..
BEST WISHES TO YOU AND YOURS DURRING THIS FESTIVE HOLIDAY SEASON
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY GRUBBIN FRIENDS
IF THIS OFFENDS ANYBODY THEN TOO BAD...IM OLD SCHOOL AND CHRIST IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON AND THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME...I DO NOT HAVE TO BE POLITICALY CORRECT FOR ANYBODY.. I AM ME....
PROSPECTORS.....PROBRABLY THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE SANE..............
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12-01-2007, 2:20 PM
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michael uk
Joined on 02-17-2006
Eastgate County Durham England
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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Hello ABEARZZ,
Well put, buddy, and Merry Christmas greetings to you and your Family and ALL the GoldGrubbin' Forum Members and your included too Kev LOL
Kind Regards,
Michael Thornberry.
PS: Hope to see you on Chat
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12-01-2007, 3:20 PM
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Kev NC
Joined on 01-25-2006
Lexington NC
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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Why so you can pick on me? I think I'm going to go cry, NOT! Michael just remember I'm the only prospecter that has ABear for protection. If you were even going to try and make that New Year Resolution come true we would all think you were sick! LOL
Kev
PS: How are you going to see me on chat? Does the chat now have web cam access nobody told me about?
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12-03-2007, 11:26 AM
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michael uk
Joined on 02-17-2006
Eastgate County Durham England
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Re: Friday chuckle! Pope and the Bear Hunters.
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Hello Kev,
Didn't make-it to Chat(too tired), however, had I got there, and you were on also, I would have been able to "see" your name, hence my comment "see you on Chat" --- your point about Web-Cam access would of course be possible if Chat users could utilise SKYPE --- speak to you again soon
Kind Regards,
Michael Thornberry.
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