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11-27-2007, 1:56 AM twig/al Joined on 01-24-2006 Gadsden, Alabama Posts 4,627 The Difference between the "Left" and "Right" One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful." Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right. twig/al Alabama Prospecting Supply www.alabamaprospectingsupply.com Email: tom@alabamaprospectingsupply.com Southeast Treasure Hunters Forum www.southeasttreasurehunters.com    Report

11-27-2007, 5:34 AM woodchuck Joined on 04-12-2007 Central NY Posts 67 Re: The Difference between the "Left" and "Right" That about sums it up..    Report

11-27-2007, 7:56 PM enamel7 Joined on 09-09-2007 Kannapolis,NC Posts 29 Re: The Difference between the "Left" and "Right" Yep, that's it in a nutshell!    Report

11-27-2007, 8:19 PM Gold seeker Joined on 06-03-2006 Bluffton South Carolina Posts 475 Re: The Difference between the "Left" and "Right" Twig, YA done hit the nail on the head with that one!!! Skip Email: den7cubs"at"hargray.com Seek and Ye Shall Find, and when you find It thank GOD!!! Treat the Earth well It was not given to you by your Parents, It was loaned to you by your Children.    Report

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