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11-23-2007, 8:16 PM Gold seeker Joined on 06-03-2006 Bluffton South Carolina Posts 475 I Hope I don't Choke!! This is too funny!! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread And beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The Woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, Yanks down her d! rawer s and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the Obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it." Skip Email: den7cubs"at"hargray.com Seek and Ye Shall Find, and when you find It thank GOD!!! Treat the Earth well It was not given to you by your Parents, It was loaned to you by your Children.    Report

11-24-2007, 12:28 AM twig/al Joined on 01-24-2006 Gadsden, Alabama Posts 4,627 Re: I Hope I don't Choke!! Gold seeker, RITFL........................ twig/al Alabama Prospecting Supply www.alabamaprospectingsupply.com Email: tom@alabamaprospectingsupply.com Southeast Treasure Hunters Forum www.southeasttreasurehunters.com    Report

11-24-2007, 6:19 AM Herschel Joined on 01-30-2006 Monterey, Louisiana Posts 3,149 Re: I Hope I don't Choke!! That one is always funny. ROTFL Herschel "Chief Instigator" Stop "Poly-Ticks" in Washington!! (definitian) Poly: many Ticks: blood suckin' insects    Report

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