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The
Loving Husband
A
man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife
passed away.
The
undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you
can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The
man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The
undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it
would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The
man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he
rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
PROSPECTORS.....PROBRABLY THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE SANE..............
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