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01-17-2007, 9:27 AM socalgold Joined on 01-25-2006 Fighting for Miners Rights & Our Civil Liberties Posts 2,007 Biggest Liar A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog." Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie." There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog, he won." I Love My Country It's the government I'm Afraid OF    Report

01-17-2007, 9:49 AM navydoc Joined on 01-25-2006 Jacksonville, N.C. Posts 1,466 Re: Biggest Liar 'nother good un. One shot....One Kill! 'nough said.    Report

05-23-2007, 5:08 PM PrinceVlad Joined on 07-26-2006 Marietta,Georgia(Cobb,county) Posts 375 Re: Biggest Liar heard that one long long time ago AL/princevlad    Report

05-23-2007, 6:32 PM twig/al Joined on 01-24-2006 Gadsden, Alabama Posts 4,627 Re: Biggest Liar socalgold, Don't know how I missed that one!!! lol..... Alabama Prospecting Supply www.alabamaprospectingsupply.com Email: tom@alabamaprospectingsupply.com Southeast Treasure Hunters Forum www.southeasttreasurehunters.com    Report

07-19-2007, 11:22 AM UMI Joined on 06-01-2007 Appplachians Posts 149 Re: Biggest Liar Saw this on a sign over in Tryon,NC the other day:  "Next time you have nothing to thank God for, why - just feel your pulse."   UMI If you can't be nice to animals and people (in that order) go back and start again. Be on the lookout for two-legged snakes. Bury all child predators. (Wear gloves).....    Report

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