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Story Time
Started by lonewolf2261 at 05-11-2007 12:32 PM. Topic has 2 replies.
  
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 05-11-2007, 12:32 PM
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lonewolf2261
 
Joined on 04-08-2007
Free Home, Georgia
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Mac the sailor docked in London after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship,so when he eventually found a lady of the night all he could offer her was 50 cents and a pair of sneakers from Singapore. She refused with disdain.
He wandered around in search of a more accommodating girl, but was refused time and time again. Eventually he found a more sympathetic lady who told him that although she could not possibly accept his offer herself, he could try Mabel down the road. But she warned him not to expect too much as Mabel was very unresponsive and would probably just lie there passively.
He found Mabel, and as times were hard she reluctantly agreed to accept the
50 cents and the pair of sneakers for her services, but told him not to expect any kind of response from her. Mac began the amorous act and after a few minutes was pleased to find an arm coming around his back.This was followed shortly after by a leg curling around his rear.
Mac, who had always fancied himself a bit of a Romeo, gasped, "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist my charms."
"Don't worry about me, love," answered Mabel, "I'm just trying on the sneakers."
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05-11-2007, 7:21 PM
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Alabamasam
Joined on 02-24-2006
Hillsboro, AL
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Yep, that is a pretty good one!
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