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Story Time
Started by lonewolf2261 at 05-08-2007 5:31 PM. Topic has 1 replies.
  
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 05-08-2007, 5:31 PM
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lonewolf2261
 
Joined on 04-08-2007
Free Home, Georgia
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Having Mom over for supper
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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
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>Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
>Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
>Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship
>between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
>started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the
>eye.
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
>thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates. "
>About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
>mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
>ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
>So he sat down and wrote:
>Dear Mom:
>I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
>I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
>remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>Love,
>Brian
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>Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
>read:
>Dear Son:
>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
>that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
>Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
>ladle by now.
>Love,
>Mom
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>LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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05-08-2007, 8:11 PM
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twig/al
Joined on 01-24-2006
Gadsden, Alabama
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Re: Having Mom over for supper
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lonewolf2261, Mom's always have a way to find something out!!! lol...
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